Wearing full makeup while working out: Awesome!
Wearing a lacy tube top to keep your enormous fake boobs in place while running (barely): Even better!
Smoking a cigarette after working out: OMG just stop now.
Looking like a total asshat: Priceless.
Who is this bimbo, you may ask? She's some chick from that awful MTV reality show "Jersey Shore." The only exposure I have to "Jersey Shore" is the 30 or so seconds devoted to it on The Soup on occasion. Any more than that any my brain starts to hurt. The stupid, it burns.
When celebrities "run," the results are often...interesting.
Via The Superficial.
In other boob news: Amy Winehouse!