Wearing a lacy tube top to keep your enormous fake boobs in place while running (barely): Even better!
Smoking a cigarette after working out: OMG just stop now.
Looking like a total asshat: Priceless.
Who is this bimbo, you may ask? She's some chick from that awful MTV reality show "Jersey Shore." The only exposure I have to "Jersey Shore" is the 30 or so seconds devoted to it on The Soup on occasion. Any more than that any my brain starts to hurt. The stupid, it burns.
When celebrities "run," the results are often...interesting.
Via The Superficial.
In other boob news: Amy Winehouse!
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That's a whole lotta class right there.
I too am a celebrity news freak. Check out DListed.com if you haven't already. The writer is hilarious.
lol too funny!
That lace tube top would cause some wicked chafing.
oh my gosh. just makes me sick. I was at a diner having a great lunch with a few friends when half the cast of Jersey Shore and their handlers came bounding in making a scene. They had called in their order ahead so they wouldn't have to wait around. Annoying. But, I have to say we were kind of amused.
O, man if that's an asshat, I hope it comes in a 7 and 3/8 because that's my size and I would totally try that hat on! I might not buy it, but try it on? O, man! You bet!
You comment on the ciggie in that last pic but what about that bottle? If I'm not mistaken that's a bottle of Flintstones Chewable Heroin. Because if you're a "star" on Teh Joisey Shore, it helps if your brain is dulled with downers of some kind.
But I doubt her brain needs the help.
Still - I'd totally hit that, cigarette-breath and all!
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